Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Burny McBurnhead (with sheep!) part2: Sheep and demons

In my last post I posed the question "what do sheep have under their wool?" I have had many suggestions from people, but based on my own observations, I believe that sheep are hiding... DEMONS! Yes! Evil cereal box zombie demons that cling to the sheep under their wool so they can infiltrate cereal boxes around the globe! One in every box until... POOF! They all attack at once!

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Burny McBurnhead (with sheep!)

Noooo! I could I have missed it! Of course sheep are evil! They have the most evil laugh OF ALL TIME! They just sit in the field laughing evilly to themselves because thir evil plans are working! They just sit there going "Bwaaaa" "Bwaaa" "Bwaaa" evilly! And what's with all the wool!? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING? While I ponder upon this sheep mystery I will... I will... erm... burn things?
That works!

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Philosiphy

When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

WARNING! Mental Systems degrading!

Bwahahahahahaha! I like to test my evil laugh! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thursday, September 01, 2005

Fear the Demons

OK, just wanted everyone to know this. If evil Demons from HADES invade, everyone has four choices to make. You could: fear the Demons (most widely accepted choice), shoot the Demons (only if you have a gun), kill the Demons (well, you could at least try...) or, you could PROD THE DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!! (because prodding is fun!) What would YOU choose?