In case any of you were asking...

I have not posted in a month because... there has been nothing to post about. You see, it's all down the the random events of fate that affect my life, and, as of late, fate has not thrown anything my way. Ande nowe... fore ye olde englishe!

Stuff (in general)

Sooo... Nothing has really been going on with me (except the giant mould thing, but that's all been taken care of... (Note to self: never go to Algeria. Ever.)) But anywhozle, if flaming goats start falling from the sky, just know that I have nothing to do with it. Or the 16-bedroom lighning storms. Which also excuses me from any blame for the pea invasion of '96. Yep, nothing to do with me... *turns around and alters mutant pea formula*

I haff defeated you!

Whew! I thought that i'd never manage to defeat that green mould-creature! T'was an epic battle, in locations ranging from a space station to the inside of a lightbulb. (note to you: 10-foot long broomsticks = A NEW WEPON IN THE FIGHT AGAINST EEEEVIL!). And now... my.... brain has... gone blan....

Finally

I am sorry that I haven't really done anything for aeons, but I really do have a good explanation. My legs were eaten by a giant green mould creature, and it took awhile for them to grow back. Hold on a sec, I think it... yes... I'll get you, you slimy bugger!

Ahhhhh! The Dentists!

Have you ever noticed how creepy dentists are? With their evil tools of dentistry? And do the robotic arm-control panel-toolholder-things look like evil robot servants to you too or is it just me? They try to brainwash you into brushing your teeth and flossing! (Not that those are bad things, but I don't like to do it when pressured into it by am evil maniac.) Can no one save us from these evil teeth-eating people?

Stand at yellow

The pineapple wars are going well! The chickens recently captured the pineapple fortress of Quighaw ("The one with the chest of iron" in rough pineapple-ese) and will now be pushing into the heart of pineapple territory. 'Tis a good day. And it is also Friday 13th!

Happy New Year-christmas-etc.-athon!

I know it's a bit late but I had other stuff to do... *presents*
I said nothing!

Any way when you think about it the New Year is really important. It's 365 1/4 days gone. And most of the time kids are stuck in school. So it kind of sucks...

Anyway, hope you had a good 2005!
Bring on 2006!