It is of being time for the bells to be of jingleing, thank you!

So answer this christmas quiz!

1. A mushroom has 12 legs. How does it fall down in a forest?
2. How's the weather down there?
3. Do you even know where that's been!?
4. Why, in the name of several deities, do you have a rubber potato in your mouth?
5. Sally the coconut has 13 farms. How many legs does Fred the Yodeling Walnut have?
6. How do you propose to fix that leaky tunnel?
7. Why did you just stab yourself in the hand with a bendy straw?
8. Since when did lice attract weasels?
9. WHY DO YOU HAVE NO FEET!?
10. WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU!?

Merry Christmas everyone!