Stuff (in general)

Sooo... Nothing has really been going on with me (except the giant mould thing, but that's all been taken care of... (Note to self: never go to Algeria. Ever.)) But anywhozle, if flaming goats start falling from the sky, just know that I have nothing to do with it. Or the 16-bedroom lighning storms. Which also excuses me from any blame for the pea invasion of '96. Yep, nothing to do with me... *turns around and alters mutant pea formula*

I haff defeated you!

Whew! I thought that i'd never manage to defeat that green mould-creature! T'was an epic battle, in locations ranging from a space station to the inside of a lightbulb. (note to you: 10-foot long broomsticks = A NEW WEPON IN THE FIGHT AGAINST EEEEVIL!). And now... my.... brain has... gone blan....

Finally

I am sorry that I haven't really done anything for aeons, but I really do have a good explanation. My legs were eaten by a giant green mould creature, and it took awhile for them to grow back. Hold on a sec, I think it... yes... I'll get you, you slimy bugger!