- A mushroom has 12 legs. How does it fall down in a forest?
- How's the weather down there?
- Do you even know where that's been!?
- Why, in the name of several deities, do you have a rubber potato in your mouth?
- Sally the coconut has 13 farms. How many legs does Fred the Yodeling Walnut have?
- How do you propose to fix that leaky tunnel?
- Why did you just stab yourself in the hand with a bendy straw?
- Since when did lice attract weasels?
- WHY DO YOU HAVE NO FEET!?
- WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU!?
Saturday, December 24, 2005
It is of being time for the bells to be of jingleing, thank you!
So answer this christmas quiz!
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2 spleens vented:
1. It's legs get all tangled around a tree root
2. Rainy
3. No, but who cares
4. *hides potato behind back* I don't c any rubber potato... *looks around guiltily*
5. 52
6. Use gum 2 plug the leaks
7. Ummm....I have no idea...I'm stupid liek that
8. Since french fries devoured the city
9. I was messing around w/ a shotgun & that's what happens
10. What?! Where?!
1. Onto a tree.
2. Cold, and sometimes snowy
3. On the floor, probably manufactured somewheres.
4. Mffwmm?
5. 0, walnuts don't have eyes.
6. With an even leakier tunnel.
7. To prove it bends.
8. When they found out they were yummy.
9. Who needs feet when you have flippers?
10. The Ghost of Christmas Past.
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